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LOVE

1. The triumph of imagination over intelligence. /Henry Louis Mencken Votes: 12   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

2. to be spiritually refined and attached, and see it within someone or something else. Silver Tears Votes: 7   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

3. sleeping in the wetpatch moffo Votes: 6   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

4. a very harsh yet powerful feeling that can hurt if taken away Torker Votes: 14   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

5. Something the terminator and Myra hindley didn't feel but everyone else does daisyfoo666@hotmail.com Votes: 9   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

6. Something you're lucky if you experience, and are often blinded by it when you think it hits. skye@theconundrums.com Votes: 12   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

15. When u get passed the phase of like...and turn dumb and stupid Jack Mehoff Votes: 6   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

17. A temporal state of stupidity. Luna Votes: 7   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

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LIFE

1. Not a spectacle or a feast; it is a predicament. /George Santayana Votes: 6   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

2. Fatal sexually transmitted disease. Jag Votes: 6   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

4. what goes by while thinking too much moffo Votes: 12   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

5. trapped in a living body were people care about u so much that they arrest u or yell at u for not doin chores or what they want Torker Votes: 10   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

6. You can't live with it, you can't live without it daisyfoo666@hotmail.com Votes: 10   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

7. Being stuck in pergatory for 80 or 90 years while you wait for death, or someone to make you live forever. skye@theconundrums.com Votes: 8   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

10. The costliest present given by God Bunny Votes: 7   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

14. A Fairy tale Jack Mehoff Votes: 4   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

15. The opposite of freedom. Luna Votes: 5   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

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LAWYERS

1. Lawyers are just like physicians: what one says, the other contradicts. /Sholom Aleichem Votes: 6   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

2. Those who love to argue with those who love to argue. Jag Votes: 12   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

3. those who live to argue, and argue for life. Silver Tears Votes: 11   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

4. see:also read RIP OFF moffo Votes: 7   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

5. rich folks Torker Votes: 7   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

6. people who put up with years of boredom to graduate as a bore daisyfoo666@hotmail.com Votes: 7   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

7. See LIAR skye@theconundrums.com Votes: 8   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

11. ppl who have to lie in order to get payed good money! Jack Mehoff Votes: 7   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

12. Professionals on crime. Luna Votes: 4   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

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HISTORY

1. Petrified imagination. /Arthur Baer Votes: 5   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

2. That, which is written by the winning side. Jag Votes: 11   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

3. a reason for talking about past wars that we didn't win. Silver Tears Votes: 6   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

4. anything over 10 mins old moffo Votes: 5   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

5. Something we should have learned from long ago daisyfoo666@hotmail.com Votes: 9   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

6. Something we should learn from, but never do. skye@theconundrums.com Votes: 7   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

7. - see Fiction. 2020 Votes: 5   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

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