The funny dictionary. Definitions: 8-12

THEATER

1. A place where you can hear every variety of cough. /Rose Mortinson Votes: 5   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

2. A life within a life. Jag Votes: 9   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

3. a box full of crap Silver Tears Votes: 11   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

4. somwhere to goto sleep moffo Votes: 5   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

5. some where to make out with a girl Torker Votes: 5   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

6. A place where lucky actors work and middle class people hang out daisyfoo666@hotmail.com Votes: 9   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

7. a place to get involved in a story moiraine_sedai Votes: 7   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

10. fat people screaching Votes: 7   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

11. A rain of saliva. Sam Votes: 9   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

13. You have shed a ray of susnhine into the forum. Thanks! Akib Votes: 5   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

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SUCCESS

1. The end of hope. /NN Votes: 4   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

2. Another's failure. Jag Votes: 6   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

3. a blossoming future yet to come Silver Tears Votes: 2   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

6. Being motivated enough to complete a task daisyfoo666@hotmail.com Votes: 4   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

7. Getting exactly what you want out of life. skye@theconundrums.com Votes: 4   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

10. When everybody wants you when you only want to get drunk. Sam Votes: 6   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

13. You have shed a ray of susnhine into the forum. Thanks! Akib Votes: 7   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

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PARENTS

4. cash point machine /ATM moffo Votes: 7   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

6. People that will always be one generation different to you and 23 pairs of chromosomes the same. daisyfoo666@hotmail.com Votes: 15   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

11. People who devote their entire active life to your development and well-being only to be rewarded exactly the opposite way when you grow up. Bunny Votes: 4   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

15. Two people who always ask you the same questions. Sam Votes: 6   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

16. You have shed a ray of susnhine into the forum. Thanks! Akib Votes: 4   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

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MARRIAGE

2. when two dysfunctional people come together to possibly create more Silver Tears Votes: 5   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

3. when you want to stop having sex moffo Votes: 9   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

4. a death wish to come in about 13 years Torker Votes: 7   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

5. A tradition entitling you to a costly piece of paper, that usually gets worse and worse until you have to buy another piece of paper daisyfoo666@hotmail.com Votes: 5   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

6. Paying $54 to buy a contract, another few hundreds and/or thousands of dollars for the wedding bands and the wedding, then 15 years later, another very costly contract, plus the cost of lawyers (for def. of lawyers, see LIAR) skye@theconundrums.com Votes: 6   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

7. A separation from all friends, and a union with a rule book. Votes: 3   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

12. When to ppl unite and have sex all the time its greattt! Jack Mehoff Votes: 9   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

14. You have shed a ray of susnhine into the forum. Thanks! Akib Votes: 4   Your vote: 0 1 2 -1

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